Your right, this thread is silly. We all should know that it gets stuck in their teeth.

And you’re right again when you say we are supposed to be encouraging recycling not moaning about the minutiae of doing so. So please accept my apologies for that.
So, to sum up... I don't have a compost heap and I don't know anyone who does. So unfortunately, my shreddings will have to go out with the normal rubbish collection. Never mind!