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1st-June-2006, 11:13 AM
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Eco Nut
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Sheffield
Posts: 200
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Two parrots sat on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish"?
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*groan*
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It took nearly 5 months?  
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We simply need.... Wild country available to us, even if we never do more than stand at the edge and look in. For it can be a means of reassuring ourselves of our sanity as creatures, a part of the geography of hope.
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28th-August-2006, 05:32 PM
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Forum Royalty
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 4,041
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A ham sandwich walked into a bar, ordered a drink and the bartender said: "No, we don't serve food here."
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This chaos is killing me. - And I want to be free. Don't you want to be free?
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28th-August-2006, 06:36 PM
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Eco Nut
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 149
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Whats brown and sticky?
last nights vindaloo!!
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28th-August-2006, 06:39 PM
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Eco Nut
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 149
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A teacher was found to have a ruler a compass and a potractor in his hand luggage at heathrow!!
He was arrested with having weapons of maths destruction!!
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12th-October-2006, 08:50 AM
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Eco Warrior
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Humberside
Posts: 805
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel for a belt buckle. The bartender says, "Hey, what's with the steering wheel" The pirate's response is, "Argh, I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
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12th-October-2006, 11:20 AM
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Forum Royalty
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Aardvarkland
Posts: 4,807
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A guy tells a gym instructor that he wants to learn how to do the splits.
The gym instructor asks "How flexible are you?"
The guy replies, "I can't make Tuesdays".
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29th-November-2006, 12:25 PM
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Forum Royalty
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Aardvarkland
Posts: 4,807
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Once upon a time there were two little skunks named "In" and "Out." They lived in a hollow tree with their mother. Sometime In and Out played outside, but other times they played inside. One day In was out and Out was in. Mother skunk told Out to go out and bring In in. So Out went out and in a few minutes he came in with In.
"My my, Out," she said, "How did you find In so quickly?"
Out just smiled and said, "Instinct."
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24th-January-2007, 11:08 AM
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Forum Hermit
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: London
Posts: 1,451
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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24th-January-2007, 11:24 AM
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Forum Hermit
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: London
Posts: 1,451
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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26th-January-2007, 03:32 PM
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Forum Royalty
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Aardvarkland
Posts: 4,807
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Oh, don't get me started on the 'man walks into a bar' jokes... ( click  )
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