If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. ~ Groucho Marx

Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen to pop music? --John Cusack (Rob Gordon) High Fidelity

Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade -Rudyard Kipling

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're sceptical - Arthur C Clarke