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Originally Posted by EarthCries
What the hell! Was my invite lost in the mail? Or no dont tell me... I wasn't invited.... Oh its so over between us... so over!
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So now we've established you have a sense of humour, welcome to the Forum!
It was a few years ago at Glastobury Festival. Some random bloke just told my mate that his bag (he had a carebears rucksack on) was invited to their bear's wedding. Told them the time and it was in the 'church' they have there. So they all went to it, as they had nothing better to do, out of curiosity.
Apparently all of the assistants were dressed in kinky nun's outfits. Both bears were held up by respective owners (presumably). The 'priest/vicar/ went through the ceremony and when it came to hte 'do you take this bear...' bit the person holding the bear pulled a string at the back of the bears neck and it said 'I love you'. The 'priest/vicar' person then did a whole television evangalist style speach about how the bear could talk and it was a miracle.
I wasn't invited either
P.S. I wont even consider hugging a tree unless I'm guaranteed permission to keep ALL of my clothes on