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So what's the next news story going to be like, something like this?

It appears scientists from the Institute of Bad Weather, CLimate and Phrenology have announced today that their new climate model shows that direct claims of AGW may have to wait a while as the pending glaciation stage is expected to last for at least 80,000 year. Serious detrimental effects from AGW are still expected over this natural glaciation cycle as it's intensity and duration appear to be well below normal with temperatures expected to reach an upper latitude average of 5 degrees above the average -40 C which normally accompanies such cycles. Additionally, ice sheet thickness is also expected to be much thinner, averaging a mere 5000 feet in places where previous glaciations were thought to be covered over by at least 10,000 feet of ice. Finally, AGW is expected to have shortened this natural cycle by almost 20,000 years, which will mean after this relatively short interval that we will be right back in the same global warming frying pan with temperatures continuing to dramatically rise by 0.2 C per century for at least a century following the end of the glaciation. Nobel Lariat AlGor was quoted as saying "I've been warnnin' you all for years about breathing out CO2 day in and day out and so now, We're all gonna fry!".