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Originally Posted by forfismum
Elvis was fond of squirrels.
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He WAS fond of them. Until they staged his death! They kept that out of the papers. You know why because the squirrels OWN THE MEDIA! AHHHH....they call me paranoid! BUT ITS TRUE! ITS TRUE! Those furry little evil rodent scum! They push their anti-chipmunk propaganda in the tv programming subliminally! YOU WILL ALL WISH YOU HAD LISTENED TO ME! what's that?.....I think something is trying to unlatch my window...lots of somethings....furry somethings.....tell my message to the world! don't let my death be in...
