Crap. Did I just miss my own party? If so, we have to make it a two-day celebration (let's face it, you are in no shape to do anything after last night anyway). You can smoke wherever you please as long as it's not in my bedroom and if you let me smoke your fags. I'm one of those hypocrites who smoke only when they are drunk and refuse to buy their own fags. And whatever you do in the room for orgies, do it quietly cos we really don't want to hear.
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A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics.
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