[forfismum]

I have always been inspired by the late Professor or was it Doctor? or was it just plain old Spike Milligan? Anyway he was way ahead of you lot with this one.

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
Across the Irish Sea,
I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
It's the only thing for me.

I've tried walking sideways,
And walking to the front,
But people just look at me,
And say it's a publicity stunt.

I'm walking backwards for Christmas,
To prove that I love you.